You ever get an idea so weird you just have to get it out of your head and share it with others, even if those others are perfect strangers you'll never meet face to face? This is one of those ideas. Click here to see it on some shirts.

The best commercial that never was:

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I'm just not seeing where all this nerdrage is coming from concerning Optimus Prime's appearance in the upcoming Transformers movie. Sure he looks different. This is Hollywood. When was the last time Hollywood ever adapted anything and left it as is?

Prime is a robotic alien lifeform. It makes perfect sense that he has an semi-organic look. Can you look at him and still recognize him as Optimus Prime? Yes. That's all that really matter in the end.

Hell, I'll even go on record as saying that I think this version of Optimus Prime is pretty badass.

Anyway, what really worries me are Michael Bay and the script.

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Holy shit, the future's arrived without me. Philips has developed a textile that can display full color images and animations via LED's integrated into the fabric. Amazing.

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It would appear that internets funny man, Jay Pinkerton, has somehow managed to get his website, JayPinkerton.com, banned in South Korea. Just a few days ago he had posted an article titled "South Korea Makes Sex-Bots a Terrifying, Sexy Reality" and South Korea promptly laid the smackdown on his ass, citing one or more of these reasons:

1. Suspected violation of the National Security Law.
2. Suspected violation of the Social Security Law.
3. Suspected violation of the Anti-Communism Law. (of 2004)

If South Korea ego surfs that's too damn funny.

New shirt up in the shop. Classy!

Ever have one of those lifetimes?

Have you ever stopped to think just how grammatically incorrect MILF t-shirts are? Seriously, think about it. When you wear a MILF shirt, you are saying to the world, "I am a mother I'd like to fuck," or, to put it more bluntly, "I want to go fuck myself." Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure the last time somebody told me to go fuck myself, I was being insulted.

Hot mothers of the world, I have been kind enough to correct that grammatical error and offer you the MYLF shirt, which allows you so say to the world, correctly, that "I am a Mother You'd Like to Fuck." All I ask for in return is that you buy a shirt and/or show me your boobs. That's not asking too much, is it?

Weird Al's new CD, Straight Outta Lynwood, hits stores next Tuesday. Woot!

Check out the video for "White & Nerdy" after the jump.

I couldn't help myself. Buy it on a shirt while it's still offensive!