Guantanomatopoeia: A pro-torture politician or pundit whose name sounds like a type of torture and/or torture device.

I can't think of any examples, but I'm sure they exist. Enlighten me.

I had yet another dream in which I had a detachable penis. For some reason it was all wrapped up like a mummy cock. And once again I woke up in the middle of the dream because I couldn't get it reattached. How's that for a nightmare?

I'd like to say it's the weirdest of my dreams but it's not even close. Why can't I have normal dreams like everyone else?

I hope Santa was good to you this year.

I got Guitar Hero II. Say goodbye to my soul.