OK, you may find this hard to believe, but I actually went out Friday night. I was invited to join some friends at the local comedy club. They called at 9:30, the show started at 10:30. D'oh! So I ran downstairs, hopped into the shower, and drove like someone from Michigan (that means fast and reckless) to the club. I met them there about fifteen minutes before the show started. After we were seated, we had a few drinks and chatted a while. Then, without warning, the lights went out, disco lights came on, and some very loud music started playing. It startled the shit right out of me. I swear I jumped three inches out of my seat. White men can jump! I almost made a run for the damn fire exit.

The night's featured comedian was Tom Gregory and the headliner was Bert "Chili" Challis, a former writer for The Tonight Show. Both men were very funny. If either one of them come to your town, you must go see them. You will not be disappointed.