I was looking through some papers and came across a rant I wrote a long time ago concerning retail customers. It still applies, so I'll post it here.
Retail
Here are a few guidelines to make retail stores a much happier place.
Wait Your Turn - I don't care if you are the flippin' Pope. You're no more important than the person I am currently assisting.
Dumb Asses - Go home and send a smart person in to shop for you, you'll only piss me off.
On Your Lunch Break? - This doesn't mean the entire world is going to step aside because you have limited time. Go eat a sandwich and come back after work.
Mind Your Children - Haven't you idiots ever heard of the Adam Walsh story? If you truly love your children, keep them with you. AND CLEAN UP AFTER THE LITTLE BASTARDS!
Get Off Your Ass On Sundays - Don't come in on a Saturday and get pissed at me because we're out of an item that has been on sale ALL WEEK. Bring your ass in when the sale starts Sunday morning, cuz we know your heathen ass ain't gonna be in church anyway.
If You Receive An Ad In The Mail - Check the date. It may not be in effect yet. Or, knowing our good ol' United States Postal Service, it may be expired. You can read, right?
Don't Speak English? - STAY HOME! Unless you're a hottie lookin to get her green card, heh heh.
Posted by ThomasJay at March 4, 2003 01:03 AM