I have a confession to make. I love the Harry Potter books. I was one of the millions of fans that couldn't wait to get their hands on Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. You might be saying to yourself, "But aren't you a bit old for a child's book?" HA! Kiss my wide, white butt. Harry Potter appeals to all ages. If you haven't read any of the Potter books, what the hell are you waiting for? Get your ass to amazon.com now! Why the hell am wasting time writing this instead of reading?

P.S. I read that J. K. Rowling is estimated to be worth more than the Queen of England. I f**king love this! Not bad for someone who was on welfare 10 years ago, eh?