Watch Darth Vader take on the Japanese police...

after the jump.

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"Just 7 pills every half hour and I am a goddamn cyborg."

Video after the jump.

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I have no idea what these Japanese gentlemen are competing for, but I'm sure it's not worth the consequences.

Video after the jump.

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This is something stupid that I made when I was fooling around with Swish. I originally posted it on January 29, 2004. I don't personally think that it's one of the site's high points but there actually seem to be some people looking for it. Or I suppose it could be "butt plug" in another language. Whatever.

Update: Wow. After checking Google, it appears that the original page this was on is the number one site for "budplug" among 14,800 hits and is number one for "bud plug" among 1,760,000 hits. The fact that anything I've done being number one on Google is shocking, especially something so stupid. Also, "budplug" seems to be Dutch, but I've no idea what it means.

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The best commercial that never was:

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Holy shit, the future's arrived without me. Philips has developed a textile that can display full color images and animations via LED's integrated into the fabric. Amazing.

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Weird Al's new CD, Straight Outta Lynwood, hits stores next Tuesday. Woot!

Check out the video for "White & Nerdy" after the jump.

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Is Michael J Fox exploiting his disease? Maybe. So what? God forbid that someone with a disease exploits it in the hopes of finding a cure. Can any one of you out there say that you wouldn't do the same if you were in Michael J Fox's shoes? He's not only doing it for himself, he's doing it for every person who has or ever will get Alzheimer's Parkinson disease (oops!*). That is millions of people. His is a noble cause, while Rush's cause is to stir up controversy and boost his radio program's ratings. Fuck Rush.

Also, it's kind of funny that while Michael J Fox takes medication so that he's not stiff and immobile, Rush Limbaugh takes his medication for the sole purpose of becoming stiff. And, really, isn't Rush a big enough dick already?

*In my defense, I'm sure that stem cell research will help Alzheimer's patients, too. Also, I posted this at 6:30 in the morning. I should have been sleeping!

Had enough, yet? Only you can change the way things are, because our Republican Congress sure as hell won't. They're happy with the status quo.

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