New design up at Cafepress:

You ever get an idea so weird you just have to get it out of your head and share it with others, even if those others are perfect strangers you'll never meet face to face? This is one of those ideas. Click here to see it on some shirts.

New shirt up in the shop. Classy!

Ever have one of those lifetimes?

Have you ever stopped to think just how grammatically incorrect MILF t-shirts are? Seriously, think about it. When you wear a MILF shirt, you are saying to the world, "I am a mother I'd like to fuck," or, to put it more bluntly, "I want to go fuck myself." Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure the last time somebody told me to go fuck myself, I was being insulted.

Hot mothers of the world, I have been kind enough to correct that grammatical error and offer you the MYLF shirt, which allows you so say to the world, correctly, that "I am a Mother You'd Like to Fuck." All I ask for in return is that you buy a shirt and/or show me your boobs. That's not asking too much, is it?

I couldn't help myself. Buy it on a shirt while it's still offensive!

Seriously, do we want a president who's going to croak a year or two into his term? In case he pulls off a miracle and wins the upcoming election, he'd better pick a damn good running mate.